PoisonCandi

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2008-09-14

Candi — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:59:59 +0000

Oh. I’m still here. #
Amuse me, Internet. I fell asleep and now can’t see anything other than my phone. Had to take out my contacts. #
She’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight. #
Two beers, a shot of vodka, and two tumblers full of wine after 8am MAY have been overdoing it a little. #
I am no longer eligible to vote in Canadian federal elections. Which means I can’t vote at ALL anymore. Anywhere. Internet polls, maybe… #
My shoes are far less waterproof than I had thought. Right foot very damp. #
In the Field Museum’s Evolving Planet exhibit, AKA Hall of Lies. #
I guess that’s enough Spore. Housework piling up, no food in the fridge. #
“You got stoned and made fudge.” Well, uh… #
My mother is on her way south… #
Take the stickers off of your camera and computer. NOW! #
I wonder what the average number of Ikea Lack tables per Twitter user is. We now have four. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2008-09-05

Candi — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:59:59 +0000

Intercourse the penguin. #
I’ve just committed yet another horticide. #
I’m sorry lepidopterans, but I’m going to make sure my black thumb affects all chenopods in North America. Someday, somehow! #
Goosefoots, this means you. In fact, I might have to expand my plans to include the entire Amaranthaceae family… #
I’d probably have to ingest cadmium orange to kill myself with cancer, right? Because I enjoy finger-painting. #
There is no #10 bus. Is there. Doesn’t exist. #
#10 really DOESN’T exist. Well fuck you very much Google Maps. #
Fuck you very much also to the CTA signs that omit this pertinent information. #
Should have been a mycologist. #
I am the pirate who doesn’t touch ANYTHING! …or that doesn’t touch anything. One or the other. I hate getting quotations wrong. #
Wasn’t there a version of the “So I Married an Axe Murderer” cover where Harriet has an axe behind her back? Its the only way it makes sense #
The one with the heart in the BG. I swear I’m not crazy. Someone in Canada check yours. They shooped it out in every version I can find. #
So, who’s been cheating at http://www.dharmawantsyou.com ? Not me! #
Does anyone know if the Dirk Gently books are “translated” to American like the H2G2? Wanted to buy, didn’t know a passage to check offhand. #
In Hitchhiker’s you can check whether Arthur needs a torch or a flashlight in the display department. #

Old Archived Cam Pics

Candi — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:00:13 +0000

When I get bored, everyone wins. I just uploaded a big chunk of my old cam archives to a gallery here. Most of it is probably totally embarrassing (I didn’t really look closely through it), but enjoy anyway. Bye for now!

Once again, a brief appearance!

Candi — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:13:43 +0000

Ok, hopefully not so brief this time. I’m taking a break from work for a while, Internet. So I’m planning to be around here more. Bleh bleh. I say that so very often. But keep in touch. I’m still wanting to do something more interesting with this site, so we’ll see. At least I’ve got the time, now. For once.

The Internet and I are like an old married couple

Candi — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:43:59 +0000

I have a habit of losing my credit cards, so anything that is automatically paid that way winds up getting fucked when the number becomes invalid. I forgot that my GoDaddy account was one of the things linked to my bank account, so when it expired and I missed the warning messages (they went to an account I haven’t been checking lately), some bastard domain squatter scooped this shit up. Turns out poisoncandi.com isn’t worth anything, so it dropped again a couple of weeks later (after a few more squatters tried it on for size), and I scooped it back up. Why, I dunno. I hadn’t been using the site. What should I do with it, do you suppose? Taking into consideration that I’m too fucking uninspired/lazy/bored to post entries to my regular blog Negativesmart. Any bright ideas? Anybody out there? Is this thing on? Do I even have my Camwhores bio etc. etc. pointing to this domain? Can’t remember. Too lazy to check. Meh, and meh.