PoisonCandi

• Intercourse the penguin. #
• I’ve just committed yet another horticide. #
• I’m sorry lepidopterans, but I’m going to make sure my black thumb affects all chenopods in North America. Someday, somehow! #
• Goosefoots, this means you. In fact, I might have to expand my plans to include the entire Amaranthaceae family… #
• I’d probably have to ingest cadmium orange to kill myself with cancer, right? Because I enjoy finger-painting. #
• There is no #10 bus. Is there. Doesn’t exist. #
• #10 really DOESN’T exist. Well fuck you very much Google Maps. #
• Fuck you very much also to the CTA signs that omit this pertinent information. #
• Should have been a mycologist. #
• I am the pirate who doesn’t touch ANYTHING! …or that doesn’t touch anything. One or the other. I hate getting quotations wrong. #
• Wasn’t there a version of the “So I Married an Axe Murderer” cover where Harriet has an axe behind her back? Its the only way it makes sense #
• The one with the heart in the BG. I swear I’m not crazy. Someone in Canada check yours. They shooped it out in every version I can find. #
• So, who’s been cheating at http://www.dharmawantsyou.com ? Not me! #
• Does anyone know if the Dirk Gently books are “translated” to American like the H2G2? Wanted to buy, didn’t know a passage to check offhand. #
• In Hitchhiker’s you can check whether Arthur needs a torch or a flashlight in the display department. #

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