PoisonCandi

• Oh. I’m still here. #
• Amuse me, Internet. I fell asleep and now can’t see anything other than my phone. Had to take out my contacts. #
• She’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight. #
• Two beers, a shot of vodka, and two tumblers full of wine after 8am MAY have been overdoing it a little. #
• I am no longer eligible to vote in Canadian federal elections. Which means I can’t vote at ALL anymore. Anywhere. Internet polls, maybe… #
• My shoes are far less waterproof than I had thought. Right foot very damp. #
• In the Field Museum’s Evolving Planet exhibit, AKA Hall of Lies. #
• I guess that’s enough Spore. Housework piling up, no food in the fridge. #
• “You got stoned and made fudge.” Well, uh… #
• My mother is on her way south… #
• Take the stickers off of your camera and computer. NOW! #
• I wonder what the average number of Ikea Lack tables per Twitter user is. We now have four. #

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